
There are many ways to make a good moustache if you cannot grow your own. You can draw one on with face paint, you can buy a wooden one on a stick from
collage collage, or a plastic one from a kit from
dandelion kids.

If you want to make a very realistic moustache, Martha Stewart has
very thorough tuturial, which is probably the best one available online. You can even get a tasty
chocolate moustache and eat it when you have finished wearing it!

Here is our method (
PDF template). If you cut this out of stiff paper, it should clip right to your nose. If that doesn't work (or if you'd like to use felt instead) then just attach it to a string or elastic and tie it around the back of your head. No one will recognize you....
If you happen to have the actual ability to grow a real moustache, you can grown one for charity with
Mustaches for Kids.
(top image from
Regional Assembly of Text)